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Hunnies on 20s - demo
04:12
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Hunnies on 20s
Hunnies on 20s
Right where they should be
let's render legal tender
in the name of RBG
Hunnies on 20s
Right where they should go
we wanna spend a stack of
Dr Maya Angelous
Is that a wad in your pocket?
Yes and I'm happy to see
this roll of hunny 20s
got me on a spendin' spree
Let’s tip a ton of Tubman
Let's make the Rosas rain
We’ll get our kicks from buying tickets for bus or for a train
Hunnies on 20s
Right where they should be
Ladies makin' bacon
Rake it in like Oprah Winfrey
Hunnies on 20s
no apology
ain’t no shame
do your thang like Missy E
(vocoder)
Got my mind on my hunnies
and my hunnies on my 20s
Hunnies head-spinnin' and bread-winnin'
I'm dubious of money but my duty is to women
I'm investing in the next thing
A little chizzange on tha cha-ching
You know a sex change ain't a strange thing
It's just reality re-calibrated
For rearranging
(vocoder)
I’m a big spender a gender bender
I feel like a man
when I'm growing my stash
of Hunnies on 20s
First Ladies of Cash!
from Susan B Anthony to Gloria Steinem
it's sexy and ethical to get behin' em
Sacajawea was blazin' that trail
but turn around baby we call head and tail! WHUT?!
NOW we’re bankin’ Betty Friedans
And puttin’ trans in transactions
to turn a deficit to surplus and the reason is because
We’re spreading out them Stantons
from San Fran to Scranton
Sojourners and Sangers
From Baton Rouge to Bangor
Hunnies on 20s
better than before
You’ll never be a debtor
with a load of Sotomayors
Hunnies on 20s
equity for all
Amend it and then spend it
In the name of Alice Paul
(Vocoder)
Frankly we Benjamin
on them Jacksons too long
Here’s to everyone’s fiscal health
and the redistribution of social wealth
the undercurrent of the current currency
claims that ladies never added to the GDP
Well, it's time to make room for dubloons with womb
and take your situation from bust to BOOM!
(vocoder)
compound my interest, smack that asset
I'm a frisky fiscally responsible cutie
my wallet stays thick just like my booty
give you an erection for market correction
an idea so potent that you'll need protection
we’ve had some change
now it's time for cash
so we can span the gap
when they're spreadin' the bid-ask
contributions by women are nearly incalculable
treat an object like a lady and make it more valuable
(vocoder)
in circulation across the nation
music and lyrics by Lance Brenner
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Telethong - demo
03:37
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Telethong
She wore a telethong
And she would
make me call her
all night long!
she always stayed up real late
she kept it set on vibrate
she said it made her feel great
under her sarong
She wore a telethong
And she would
make me call her
all night long!
she was not that into sexting
cuz text can need correcting
and dick pics disinfecting
boy, she wasn't wrong
She wore a telethong
And she would
make me call her
all night long!
well, it was Japanese technology
applying science to frivolity
she heard the ring-a-ling
and felt the tingling
long distance relationshiping
well, it delighted me when she invited me
into her interactive privacy
I did the dialing
pictured her smiling
strolling through Tokyo discovering
we'd never ever argue
frankly it was very hard to
and that's what brought an end to
our story in song
She wore a telethong
And she would
make me call her
all night long!
well, it was Japanese technologies
that provided possibilities
to hear the ring-a-ling
and feel the tingling
of long distance relationshiping
I did the dialing
pictured her smiling
strolling through Tokyo remembering
remembering
remembering
Music and lyrics by Lance Brenner
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Don't Worry - demo
03:16
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Don't Worry
Hunka Papa said, "Who Hoo Ha Ha!!"
Getttin' junky with that Mu Ju Rah!
You say hello and then you say ta-ta
well alright...
Oasis stasis
with them drunky Jo's
Stamens and pistils wavin' to and fro
You're gonna get yours
Baby, don't you know?
It's alright!
Wax on the tadpole demure
You're gonna get yours for sure
We will cajole and implore you
to find, find...
yourself in someone else's sweater
hangin' out on a sandwich with cheddar
don't worry it can only get better
in no time
Oasis stasis
with them junky dro's
Stamens and pistils wavin' to and fro
You're gonna get yours
Baby, dust your nose
It's alright!
Wax on the tadpole demure
You're gonna get yours for sure
We will cajole and implore you
to find, find...
Listen up Jonny...
Remember what I told you that fateful day when we were walking in the park,
when the flowers were blooming and the birds were singing....
we kissed for the first time
and I said always knew you were the one for me
And I meant it, Jonny!
I’ll always be there to comfort you and give you advice
in good times and bad
and the best advice I know is what my momma told me when she said
Wax the tadpole Jonny... wax it demure... and you’ll get yours for sure
Oh I can hear her words echo all the way from Brooklyn!
Can ya hear her?
Can you hear it, Jonny?
The whole neighborhood's joining in Jonny... listen... listen!
They’re singing about us, Jonny!
Wax on the tadpole demure
You're gonna get yours for sure
We will cajole and implore you
to find, find...
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Enjoy The Weekend (With Your Was)
The sky was so beautiful that it would have been more extreme than the sun itself but I still have to say that I am going through this and it will probably work out for the next two hours so I'll just go back and enjoy the weekend with my was
I can come over and then you can come over and I'll get you to come over then you can come over and when you come over then you can't come over then you can come over and get it done
Surely there are some ways that you could possibly get the mold stuff off your body but it would really help if you could make a decision on the next time with me haha
Now enjoy the weekend with your was
Now enjoy the weekend with your was
I covered myself in pancake and vaseline
i know that you know exactly not what I mean
Hey it's been an awesome night for you all right now and I'm sorry to hear that. You're having fun and I'm sure you'll have to go back and enjoy the weekend with your was.
Now enjoy the weekend with your was
Now enjoy the weekend with your was
The sky was so beautiful that it would have been more extreme than the sun itself but I still have to say that I am going through this and it will probably work out for the next two hours so I'll just go back and enjoy the weekend with my was
I covered myself in pancake and vaseline
I know that you know exactly not what I mean
Not what I mean
Not what I mean
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The Future Isn’t Now
The future
The future isn’t
The future isn’t now
The future isn’t now enough
The future isn’t now enough for us
The future isn’t now enough for us to stop
The future isn’t now enough for us to stop in the present
The present is
The present is a gift
The present is a gift that you can’t return
Into the past
The past was
The past was never
never ever better
never better than the future
The future isn’t
The future isn’t now
The future isn’t now enough
The future isn’t now enough for us
The future isn’t now enough for us to stop
The future isn’t now enough for us to stop in the present
The present IS
The present is a curse
The present is a curse that you can’t reverse
Into the past
The past was
The past was never
never ever better
never better than the future
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The Falsies Charlottesville, Virginia
How do we rock thee? Let us count the ways.
We rock thee to the depth and breadth &
height
Our amps can reach, when feeding back all night
In our long sets, & with our lack of breaks.
We rock thee to the decibel of every stage's
Most violent need, by PA & strobing light.
We rock thee freely, as we scream in mics;
We rock thee purely, as we turn a phrase.
We rock thee...
... more
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