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We’re More Rock n Roll Than You!
Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
Don’t you tell us what to do!
We’re more rock and roll than you
We “Ha, Ha!” your “Boo, Hoo, Hoo!”
So don’t you tell us what to do!
We don’t give a damn
We don’t give a fuck
We don’t give a shit
And you’re outta luck!
You’re rollin’ crappy dice
You didn’t think twice
You filched our subterfusion
Now it’s time to pay the price!
Don’t you tell us what to do!
We’re more rock and roll than you
We “Ha, Ha!” your “Boo, Hoo, Hoo!”
So don’t you tell us what to do!
Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
We’re gonna knock your clock
All around the block
All you do is tick, tick, talk, talk, tock!
So stick it in your sock and
Shove it up your smock
We beat your pussy pop
with a hard rock cock!
Don’t you tell us what to do!
We’re more rock and roll than you
We “Ha, Ha!” your “Boo, Hoo, Hoo!”
So don’t you tell us what to do!
Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
We’re hell bent
and heaven sent
You’re in for some
Funishment!
We’re like a dirty bomb
Going off inside your mom
Yes, we measure out the pleasure
And we do it with aplomb!
It’s about time
We commit this crime
The flesh is willing
And the pump is prime!
Don’t you tell us what to do!
We’re more rock and roll than you
We “Ha, Ha!” your “Boo, Hoo, Hoo!”
So don’t you tell us what to do!
Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
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Uh Oh, Guess What...
01:46
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Uh Oh! Guess What!
Everybody thinks you’re a slut!
Uh Oh! I know!
Everybody thinks I’m a ho!
I was bored!
Boo Hoo!
I just wanted someone else to do!
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¿Dónde está mis pantalones?
Aquí! Aquí!
¿Dónde está mis pantalones??
Allá! Allá!
¡Sus pantalones están en el campo!
¡Sus pantalones están en la escuela!
¡Sus pantalones están en la calle!
¡Sus pantalones están en el baño!
¿Dónde está mis pantalones?
Aquí! Aquí!
¿Dónde está mis pantalones??
Allá! Allá!
¡Sus pantalones están en la película!
¡Sus pantalones están en la biblioteca!
¡Sus pantalones están en una manta al lado de un pene desmontable!
¿Dónde está mis pantalones?
Aquí! Aquí!
¿Dónde está mis pantalones??
Allá! Allá!
¡Los ladrones y los bandidos tienen sus pantalones turista borracho estúpido! ¡Sus pantalones están en el mercado negro!
¡Sus pantalones nunca volverán!
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Are you sexually available?
We'd like to know!
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Because We’ve Killed for Less
You walk into the room with a bad attitude
and a teen-age mustache, you know we’re gonna take them from you!
You won’t feel a thing!
You’re so lucky!
Because we’ve killed for less!
We’ve killed for less!
We’ve killed for less!
We’ve killed for less!
Because we’ve killed for less!
We’ve killed for less!
We’ve killed for less!
WE’VE KILLED FOR LESS!!!
And you will know us by the trail of razorblades,
shaving cream, styptic pencil, DSM IV TR!
You won’t feel a thing! Or see us coming!
Don’t know how lucky you are!
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Satan is a Good Lay
06:44
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Satan is a Good Lay
He’s an evil man
With an evil plan
He likes to rock and roll
He likes to steal your soul
We clearly understand
But we don’t give a damn
So, why do we keep him around?
We know he’s taking us down
Well, he’s a charming guy
In his suit of flies!
He likes to tell you lies
He likes to gouge your eyes
He makes us stay out all night
But we don’t put up a fight
Satan plays drums in a rock n roll band
Good god almighty he does what he can
Satan plays drums in a rock n roll band
Good god almighty he does what he can
and he’s good and he’s good and he’s good
And he’s real bad-good
and he’s good and he’s bad and he’s good
And he’s real good bad-bad
Down by the river of Stix
He’s used to getting his kicks
He’s always playing his tricks
You’re always taking his licks
You’re lookin’ so forlorn
You wish you neer’ were born
You’re impaled on his horn
While he’s laughin’ drinkin’, snortin’, smokin’, watching porn
You’ve got that thorn in your side
But it was such a good ride!
SATAN plays drums in a rock n roll band
Good god almighty he does what he can
and he’s good and he’s good and he’s good
And he’s real bad-good
and he’s good and he’s bad and he’s good
And he’s real good bad- bad
Satan is a good lay, a good lay!
Down by the river of Stix
He’s used to getting his kicks
He’s always playing his tricks
You’re always taking his licks
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The Falsies Charlottesville, Virginia
How do we rock thee? Let us count the ways.
We rock thee to the depth and breadth &
height
Our amps can reach, when feeding back all night
In our long sets, & with our lack of breaks.
We rock thee to the decibel of every stage's
Most violent need, by PA & strobing light.
We rock thee freely, as we scream in mics;
We rock thee purely, as we turn a phrase.
We rock thee...
... more
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